What was Theresa May thinking when she took those Cabinet Boys into that weird labyrinth?

Only odd creatures – like the mythical Juncker man and the bloodless Corbyn – can survive in those conditions.

What sort of team leader puts everyone in danger just because they have some sort of selfish mission?

Understandably, the boys are all terrified as none of them knows where they are and they have no experience.

They’ll be tired, hungry and completely in the dark. They have to negotiate some very tricky bends and have to squeeze through impossibly tiny spaces.

To make matters worse, there’s the constant threat of media storms.

Now there’s already been a casualty in the attempt to get them out.

But who led them down there? Why? What on earth did she think she was doing?

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