AS PER previous brief, we have a developing situation on the 2020 US election rig. As you are aware, worrying claims have been made that our infiltration of the Dominion voting machines (Operation Trojan Mouse) was recorded on the fly.
Some muppet name of Mike Lindell says he’ll drop the lot at a ‘Cyber Symposium’ on August 10-12, so time is short. Lindell’s a JAFFA who can’t tell a byte from a biscuit so likely some technical Johnnies in the background using him as a front. More on that later.
To make a PR splash he’s offering $5million reward if attendees can show his data’s codswallop. We’ve managed to get a couple of our sneaky-beaky computer boffins on to the RSVP list and they’ll be in place to put a spanner in the works if the whole thing doesn’t go for a ball of chalk by itself.
Just in case he has a rabbit in the hat, and the secret squirrels can’t wring its neck, more dramatic contingencies in the pipeline. In addition to shutting off the internet we have some fireworks planned that should disrupt food chains. Early panic will clear the shelves (‘let them eat toilet paper’) and that should give the Yanks more to worry about than which dog and pony show presides in the White House.
Now, Red team has been war-gaming the possibility that Trump invoked the Insurrection Act on the QT after the pitch invasion of 6/1 at the Capitol in Washington. Dems doing their best to get ahead of that story by bigging up insurrection charges against deplorables and ginning up a phoney-baloney House Select Committee to look into 6/1. As the Capitol police are under investigation for complicity during pitch invasion four players most likely to squeal now Hillary-ed, more to follow where necessary.
We’re seeing lots of internet chatter that Trump also invoked Continuity of Government (CoG) contingency and may be operating a shadow government with top military Special Ops under Chris Miller. Deemed plausible, given every country has CoG plans and Biden’s admin was locked out of National Security briefings during transition . . . something fishy going on there, but Dems are keeping mum on that issue. If they’re holding back intel from us that could lead to a very shaky do. Of particular concern is the new Space Force division, which sounds like a joke but is actually a satellite comms intelligence outfit, so they could be the brains behind Lindell’s Variety Performance.
For present personnel only, new ID and backstory will be provided by close of play tomorrow in case it all goes pear-shaped on 12/8 and we have to Foxtrot Oscar PDQ. Lower orders will have to fend for themselves if Trump manages to foil the coup, so mum’s the word on this and all leave cancelled ‘till September. That is all.