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Travels in Trumpland with Ed Balls: Episode 1, BBC Two

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To promote his new TV show, Ed Balls described in Radio Times how in November 2016 his Pavlovian response had been that of the conscientious Leftie: ‘Waking up 18 months ago to discover that Donald Trump had been elected US president filled me with despair.’  Nor was the mourning confined to the adults in the Balls/Cooper household: ‘My 13-year-old-daughter was also deeply troubled: “How could America vote for a man who said these things about women?” I didn’t know what to say.’

It is strange that as a political junkie Balls should have been stuck for a reply: even if The Donald was not to Ed’s taste and he believed that ‘in the end, American voters were not going to go for someone who was so divisive, so careless with the truth, so macho and irresponsible’, Balls surely was aware that in the USA, as elsewhere, a vast number of voters had realised they were being ill-served by an entitled political class, of which Hillary Clinton was the exemplar, and were seeking a radical alternative.

Still, Balls’s affected bewilderment was sufficient to earn him a three-part investigative series, Travels in Trumpland, an attempt ‘to understand how this happened . . . to meet his supporters and walk a mile in their shoes’. Ed’s exploration took him to the city of Saint Jo, Texas, where he joined ‘fifteen thousand working-class Americans’ attending Rednecks with Paychecks – a festival he described as ‘white, working-class Trumpland on massive steroids’, a raucous event notable for its racing monster trucks, pole-stripping and copious drinking.

If only wife Yvette Cooper had been free to join the fun.

Though fully aware that ‘redneck’ is widely applied elsewhere as pejorative shorthand for white trash, the attendees take pride in it as a slang term for ‘hardworking country boys’ (and girls). Interviewed as ‘someone in the crowd I wasn’t expecting to see’, one curiosity was a young black man and Trump voter from Kansas who happily declares himself a redneck and does not share Ed’s disdain for the confederate flag being ‘synonymous with racism’; instead, this nonconformist sees the Southern Cross as ‘American history’.

Overseeing the Rednecks’ catering was Marta, an engaging middle-aged Hispanic who 30 years earlier illegally swam her way into the US. Despite this backstory, Marta surprised Ed by declaring not only her continued support for Trump but also giving his fabled border wall her approval. Marta is in no doubt that among her compatriots there are what Trump has referred to as ‘bad hombres’; by contrast, she believes ‘Trump is with me because I’m a good citizen’.

Even without the wall, according to Sean Gallagher, Field Office Director in Atlanta for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), there has been a ‘significant decrease in the amount of people attempting to illegally enter the country and that is a product of this administration’s stance on immigration’. Ed – who twice curtly was corrected that he was witnessing not a ‘raid’ but a ‘targeted enforcement action’ – nevertheless agonised: ‘My worry is that Trump’s style is making all immigrants feel illegal’; however, he did concede that ‘ICE officers are proud . . . morale has definitely been boosted over the past year since Trump was elected president’.

Having already demeaned himself in sequins on Strictly Come Dancing, Episode 1 of Travels in Trumpland brought us the unnerving spectacle of Ed Balls (and indeed Ed’s balls) in an unflattering plunge-neck leotard bearing an image vaguely resembling a Union Jack; anyone who has seen neither the programme nor the publicity stills may picture Ed sporting a Borat-style mankini fashioned from Spice Girl Geri Halliwell’s iconic mini-dress.

On second thoughts, should readers wish to sleep tonight, quickly expunge this image.

At this point in the show it perhaps was easy for viewers to forget that the indecorous Lycra-clad figure on screen has, within the past decade, stood for leadership of the Labour Party and shadowed two of the great offices of state – roles in which, as far as I remember, he remained fully clothed. On this occasion Ed was in character as the British Bruiser, performing in Munford, Alabama, as part of a wrestling event – one that was even more theatrical than Britain’s televised pantomimes of the 60s, 70s and 80s involving Mick McManus, Jackie Pallo and Big Daddy.

For his promotion of World Wrestling Entertainment, in 2013 WWE inducted Donald Trump into its Hall of Fame. Ed’s wrestling debut therefore was an unsubtle allegory for Trump’s presidency: ‘It’s macho, divisive, childish and ridiculous . . . something which works fabulously well in the reality TV show of WWE . . . a crazy way to behave as president.’ Having first antagonised the audience by assuming the role of foreign baddie, Balls the wrestler then suffered his scripted defeat. Afterwards he grappled into submission the extended metaphor: ‘In the ring it’s easy to see how the crowd takes sides with the patriots . . . this nationalistic mob mentality demonstrates how Trump runs the White House, creating enemies . . . if you don’t understand the difference between the wrestling ring and real life, that can lead to a very divisive politics . . . Donald Trump is playing with fire.’

Ed’s nemesis in the ring and organiser of the modest wrestling show, the improbably named Johnny Slaughter, proved an expectedly thoughtful interviewee: ‘The people you want to be president never run . . . out of the people that do, isn’t it sad that was the best there is?’ It was an observation which naturally had Balls nodding his agreement. Slaughter, though, is another who remains loyal to Trump, answering Ed’s charge that the president ‘uses the language of the wrestling ring’ with the valid point: ‘If you’re playing a character that gets you to the White House, better stay in character.’

Ed’s visit to a farm retreat for former servicemen – those on camera were all men – did produce one jarring moment. With the group drinking to the memory of fallen comrades, Ed Balls piped up with a toast to his former ‘next-door neighbour in Parliament’, the murdered Jo Cox. He did so with the blessing of the veterans but the juxtaposition struck a discordant note; also, it was irrelevant to the programme, though this being the BBC it was one scene guaranteed to make the final cut.

That aside, although Ed Balls offers nothing revelatory he is amiable company throughout, appearing to take seriously what these political aliens have to say without any contumelious raising of eyebrows or scornful sideways glances. During Episodes 2 and 3 Ed seemingly remains in the Deep South; yet the 2016 vote indicates that Trumpland, if such a territory exists, extends into most of the US land mass.

Perhaps the producers presumed that concentrating on the southern states would expose the real crazies. And possibly some cartoon characters will emerge during the remaining episodes. But so far, those appearing on screen have been a fine advertisement for Trump supporters who, as Balls concedes, ‘don’t want Southern pride to be about white supremacy . . . their values are hard work, family and a sense of belonging’.

However, lest any viewer be in danger of thinking that because Trump voters appear to be decent and reasonable people they should perhaps look again at The Donald, this time with a more open mind, the ever-helpful BBC began the closing credits by displaying the following written reminder: ‘Three months after filming, it was revealed that Donald Trump’s “zero-tolerance” (in scare quotes!) immigration policy had resulted in thousands of children being separated from their families at the US/Mexican border. Political pressure led President Trump to sign an executive order which proposed migrant families should be detained together. It’s estimated that there are currently 11,000 unaccompanied migrant children in the US.’

The implication being, of course, that this statistic is entirely to be blamed on Trump and his villainous effort to, er, enforce existing US immigration law. Leave aside what Donald Trump’s popularity tells us about the morality of today’s America; what does its aversion to strict law enforcement say about the values of the BBC?

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Gary Oliver
Gary Oliver
Gary Oliver is an accountant who lives in East Lothian.

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