Caretaker education secretary Nicky Morgan has offered us a dream scenario. Not only has she raised the possibility of a Conservative/Ukip deal, but she has said she will resign from the government if it happens as she couldn’t work with Farage. Win-win. The hapless Bright Blue supporting ‘Tory’ would be more at home with the wet Lib Dems anyway.

She is touted by some as a future leader of her party. In such an event, would the last person to leave Conservative central office turn out the lights? We are hoping she loses her marginal Loughborough seat in May.