See, amid Westminster’s snow
See, amid Westminster’s snow,
Born to us on Earth, Bercow
See, the Speaker squat appears,
Wonky mouth and funny ears.
He ascends his Commons throne
To a loud collective groan
Loves the sound of his own voice
However did we make this choice?
God rest ye merry, lentil men
God rest ye merry, lentil men
Who live the veggie way
For ‘turkey’ made from tofu
Will be served on Christmas Day,
To save us from the juicy steaks
We really crave, okay?
O, lashings of pumpkin and soy,
Pumpkin and soy,
O, lashings of pumpkin and soy.
