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Yuletide Tunes with the Lentil Men

By Amadeus Oldroyd

December 8, 2019

See, amid Westminster’s snow

See, amid Westminster’s snow,
Born to us on Earth, Bercow

See, the Speaker squat appears,
Wonky mouth and funny ears.

He ascends his Commons throne

To a loud collective groan

Loves the sound of his own voice
However did we make this choice?

God rest ye merry, lentil men

God rest ye merry, lentil men

Who live the veggie way

For ‘turkey’ made from tofu

Will be served on Christmas Day,

To save us from the juicy steaks

We really crave, okay?

O, lashings of pumpkin and soy,

Pumpkin and soy,

O, lashings of pumpkin and soy.

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